WELCOME TO DIE

TABLES

2008-04-14T05:39:00.004-04:00

IF YOU FOLLOW MY CHARTS AND TABULATIONS CAREFULLY, THE SOLUTION WILL BECOME QUITE CLEAR!!!!!!!:

SMOOTH

2008-04-14T05:07:00.002-04:00

THE GHOST OMELETTE CLOWN HAS OMELETTES FOR HANDS AND GHOSTS FOR ARMS!!! THE GHOST OMELETTE CLOWN PLAYS SOULFUL SMOOTH JAZZ!!!

FURNITURE

2008-04-13T04:19:00.004-04:00

I FOLLOEWD THESE INSTRUCTIONS TO BUILD MY LIVING ROOM FURNITURE SET EXACTLY AND NOW MY BACK IS LOCKED AT A 1/φ RADIAN ANGLE!!!!! DO NOT BUY FROM THIS SELLER A------------!!!!!!

BEE

2008-04-13T04:08:00.003-04:00

BEESWOMAN WANTSA YOU HONEY!!! YOU DO NOT WANT TO TASTE HER HONEY!!!!!

EVIL

2008-04-08T16:58:00.003-04:00

THIS SNAKES IS EVIL!!!! IF YOU SEE THIS SNAKES OYU MUST KILL IT WITH YOUR SNAKING IRON!!!!!

POPPIN

2008-04-08T16:37:00.006-04:00

I BEEN TRYIN TO MAKE A POST BUT EVIL PLINIO BRAGA DID A CHEATCODE AND INFESTED MY WEBPLACE WITH JALAPEÑO POPPERS!!!!

HINTS

2006-06-01T21:51:00.000-04:00

THIS IS A FUN BEAR!!!! ONCE THIS BEAR IS DONE READING HINTS FROM HELOISE HE IS GOING TO RIP YOUR ARMS OUT THEIR SOCKETS!!!!!

GREASE

2006-05-30T02:36:00.000-04:00

THIS ROBOT GOT SO FAT BECAUSE ALL IT DID WAS EAT DOUGHNUTS AND CHICKEN TENDERS AND THEN ONE DAYHIS BATTERIES SPARKED AND THE ROBOT TURNED INTO A GIANT GREASE FIRE!!!! THAT IS WHAT YOU GET ROBOT!!!!!

ROBOTS

2006-05-28T16:40:00.000-04:00

I HAVE RECIEVED MANY MANY COMMENTS BY VERY SATISFIED ROBOTS!!! THANKS TO YOU ROBOTS!!!! HERE IS ROBOTS #1 WEBSITE!!!!!!!

CORN

2006-05-28T15:28:00.000-04:00

YOU BOYS BETTER GET OUT OF MY CORN FIELDS BECAUSE I AM A SORCEROR AND I WILL SHOOT CORN OUT OF MY PAPER HAT WITH MAGIC AND THEN LIGHTNING AND THEN YOU ARE DEAD TO BE IN HE CORN FIELD I KILL YOU HA HA HA!!!!!!!

LOOK

2006-05-28T15:23:00.000-04:00

THIS YUGIOH ALWAYS FORGETS WHAT IS OVER HIS SHOULDER AND HAS TO LOOK OVER HIS SHOULDER OVER AND OVER SO HE WON'T FORGET WHAT IS OVER HIS SHOULDER!!!!!!!!!!

PLINIO

2006-05-28T15:15:00.000-04:00

PLINIO BRAGA HACKED MY WEBPLACE AND HE STOLE ALL OF MY CODES SO I COULD NOT POST FOR TWO WEEKS!!! I WILL GET YOU PLINIO BRAGA!!!!!!!! THIS IS A PICTURE OF PLINIO BRAGA AND THE MONEY HE STOLE FROM ME!!!!!

ORANGE

2006-05-16T01:30:00.000-04:00

THIS MAN IS SAYING VERY INSULTING THINGS TO THE ROUNDED ORANGE RECTANGLE AND THE ROUNDED ORANGE RECTANGLE WILL NOT PUT UP WITH IT VERY LONGER!!!! THE ROUNDED ORANGE RECTANGLE WILL ATTACK THIS MAN WITH ITS TENTACLES AND IT WILL CHOKE HIM AND THEN NOBODY WILL MAKE FUN OF THE ROUNDED ORANGE RECTANGLE AGAIN LET ME TELL YOU!!!!!

COFFEE

2006-05-13T01:58:00.000-04:00

I AM THE MAN IN THE PICTURE!!! I SURE LOVE COFFEE EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN'T TELL IF THOSE ARE MY EYES OR MY NOSE AT THE TOP OF MY HEAD AND WHAT THOSE OTHER SQUIGGLES ON MY FACE ARE NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE BUT COFFEE SURE IS GREAT!!!!

BEARS

2006-05-10T20:37:00.000-04:00

THIS MAN SHOULD BE VERY AFRAID!!!! THE UNHOLY UNION OF BEARS AND HERSHEY'S SYRUPS WILL BE THE DOWNFALL OF MANKIND!!!!

CRUMPLED

2006-05-10T20:32:00.000-04:00

THIS GIANT REESE'S HAS BEEN DAMAGED DURING SHIPPING AS INDICATING BY THE PROTRUDING CUP WITH IRREGULAR YELLOW SPECKLING AND CRUMPLED WRAPPER AND AS SUCH SHOULD BE PROMPTLY THROWN AWAY BY RESPONSIBLE RETAILERS.

CLICK

2006-05-10T20:30:00.000-04:00

I CLICKED THIS IMAGE AND WAS TRAPPED IN A LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS AND THAT IS HOW I LEARNED TO NEVER CLICK THE IMAGE THAT SAYS RESTRICTED AREA PLEASE NO CLICK!!!!!

REQUEST

2006-05-07T15:16:00.000-04:00

ALL ENTREES COME WITH COLE SLAW AND FRENCH FRIES!! THE FOLLOWING SIDE DISHES ARE AVAILABLE BY REQUEST ONLY!!!!!

BOWL CUT!
CLEFT CHIN!!
MUTTONCHOPS!!!
BAD MOUSTACHE!!!!
POLYESTER SUIT!!!!!

ROCKS

2006-05-05T23:53:00.000-04:00

HELLO MAY I COMB OVER TO YOUR HOUSE I WILL BRING THE N64 CONTROLLERS AND MARIO KART IF YOU BRING THE ROCKS TO SMASH MY FACE!!!!!

CROCHET

2006-05-04T22:33:00.000-04:00

SILLY PUTTY SHAQUILLE O'NEAL WILL CROCHET YOU THE MOST ADORABLE LITTLE KOALA BEARS AND IF YOU ASK HIM REALLY NICELY HE MIGHT BAKE YOU SOME BLONDE BROWNIES TOO!!!!!!!

WOBBLE

2006-05-03T22:05:00.000-04:00

I DO NOT ACCEPT WOBBLING MONEY AND IF YOU TRY TO GIVE ME WOBBLING MONEY I WILL TAKE OFF MY EYEGLASSES AND PUNCH YOU IN THE STOMACH UNTIL YOU ADMIT THAT MONEY SHOULD NOT WOBBLE LIKE THAT!!!!!

ITALIA

2006-05-02T16:42:00.000-04:00

WELCOME TO DIE IS NOW NUMBER ONE WEBSITE ITALIA!!!!!! OVER 2 MILLION ITALIANS VISIT WELCOME TO DIE EVERY DAY!!!! ITALIA FOOTBALL NUMBER ONE!!!! TOTTI NUMBER ONE!!!!SPIT ON BRASILE!!!!

Francesco Totti

BONUS

2006-04-30T23:32:00.000-04:00

DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT GETTING A FREE BONUS ON THIS WEBSITE!!!! THAT MAN IS A LIAR JUST LIKE PLINIO BRAGA AND THE ONLY BONUSES HE WILL BE GETTING ARE EXPENSIVE BONUSES WHICH ARE NOT ACTUALLY BONUSES AT ALL!!!!!!

PLINIO

2006-04-29T13:15:00.000-04:00

I AM SENDING A EMAIL TO THE EVIL MAN BEHIND WELCOMETODIE.BLOGSPOT.COM PLINIO BRAGA!!!! HERE IS EMAIL:!!!!!

SUBJECT: YOU STEAL MY IDEAS!!!

HELLO I AM THE OWNER OF WELCOMETODIE.COM AND I AM GOING TO SUE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE STOLEN ALL OF MY IDEAS AND PUT THEM ON YOUR STUPID IDIOT WEBSITE!!!!!!!!!

YOU STOLE THIS FROM ME:!!!!!!
Pow... eu nao sei nem o q escrever (novidade) de tao confuso que eu estou...
eu nao sei o que fazer... o que pensar... o que deixar de pensar... eu simplesmente nao sei de nada... vou deixar a vida me levar so espero que seja para algum lugar agradavel pois se piorar... eu to fudido...!!!!!!!!

NOW I WILL CALL THE INTERNET POLICE TO GET YOUR WEBSITE TAKEN OFF THE INTERNET!!!!! I HOPE YOU GOT A LOT OF INTERNET LAWYERS!!!!!!!

HERE IS A ROBOT READING MY EMAIL!!!!! I EXPECT TO GET A FRIGHTENED AND COWARDLY RESPONSE VERY SOON!!!!!!

AWARD

2006-04-29T12:59:00.000-04:00

I WORKED SO HARD TO WIN THE WORST CAR AWARD BUT THEN THIS JERK HAD TO COME IN WITH HIS FANCY PURPLE CAR AND BIG CITY JEANS AND STEAL THE AWARD AWAY FROM ME!!!!! SO I SHOT HIM!!!!!!